Wingman Unapproved

These things may not necessarily hurt your chances with the ladies but they certainly won’t allow you to live long enough to enjoy them. Here are the 8 things you do everyday that will kill you softly. 

1. Being a couch potato

2. Eating crap

3. Drinking (heavily)

4. Driving like a maniac

5. Smoking

6. Hanging with people who smoke

7. Tanning (fist pump)

8. Pissing off someone who owns a gun (and maybe a Yankees cap)

For the details on the probabilities of death, check out this article brought to you by COED Magazine.